June 2013
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
when your crush sees your message and doesnt reply
- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me:
- employee:
- me: faints
how do you get a nice body without moving
